tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62011192674082519632024-02-20T04:25:21.088-08:00Computer Book Store| Programming | Computer Science | Hardware | Networking | Certification Central | Software | Graphic Design | Databases | Home Computing | Web Development | Business & Culture | Security & Encryption | Microsoft | Operating Systems | Apple | Games & Strategy Guides | Digital Music | Mobile & Wireless Computing | Digital Photography & Video | Project Management | Audiobooks |Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger103125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-71112813115136177352009-05-25T11:58:00.003-07:002009-05-25T11:58:56.794-07:00Jovial Bob's Computer Joke Book<p><b>Customer Review:</b> Not what I expected<br><br />Jovial Bob seemed to have the right idea when put together his computer joke book, but I think something got lost somewhere along the way. I am a big fan of any kind of joke book, and there are some bright spots in Bob's collection, but I found that the material here made me smile more than laugh. Also, I felt that the material could have been arranged better--more cohesively. All in all, a pleasant distraction, but not bust a gut funny.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/059033204X/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-90112854136645072352009-05-25T11:58:00.001-07:002009-05-25T11:58:31.800-07:00Understanding dBASE III Plus (Sybex Computer Books)<p>This indispensable guide covers both the foundations and the more advanced topics such as command file development, debugging tools, and maximization of efficiency and performance. Also includes information on interfacing with other software.<br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> When using dBASE III PLUS, this book's a real help!<br><br />Written in a clear and very understandable way, this book received accolades from PC Magazine and is considered the reference book of choice. Starts with the first concepts & leads to more complex tips, tricks,& programming for better database management tools for mailing lists, A/R, inventory management, etc. dBASE commands and concepts are illustrated throughout with practical, business-oriented examples. I found it great to use even for CD or album collections, etc. - put dBASE to work for you - this book will easily help you do it on your own.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/089588349X/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-50775092056227004282009-05-25T11:57:00.002-07:002009-05-25T11:58:02.110-07:00The Giant Black Book of Computer Viruses<p><b>Customer Review:</b> Aging book on viruses is still great for learning system programming<br><br />This book was written over ten years ago, so obviously you are not going to read it and be on the cutting edge of virus writing and protection at this point. However, this book is still an excellent one for those who want to learn the ins and outs of Windows systems programming including how your computer can be controlled/manipulated using some assembly language and the operating system as it already exists. Basically, the author is using the subject of viruses to educate you on the fine points of assembly language programming for the PC without you knowing it was ever happening. I highly recommend it. However, as other reviewers have already said, the book is now free online, so don't pay some ridiculously high price believing its contents are a rare find. <br /><br /><br /><br />This book is written to be accessible to anyone with a little experience with assembly language programming, or to anyone with any programming experience, provided they're willing to do a little work to learn assembler. Actually, this book acts as a pretty good tutorial on assembly language programming itself. The book is broken down into three parts. The first section discusses viral reproduction techniques, ranging from the simplest overwriting virus to complex multi-partite viruses and viruses for advanced operating systems. The second section discusses anti anti-virus techniques commonly used in viruses, including simple techniques to hide file changes, ways to hide virus code from prying eyes, and polymorphism. The third section discusses payloads, both destructive and beneficial. The following is the table of contents.<br /><br /><br /><br />Introduction <br /><br />Computer Virus Basics <br /><br /><br /><br />PART I <br /><br />The Simplest COM Infector <br /><br />Companion Viruses <br /><br />Parasitic COM Infectors: Part I <br /><br />Parasitic COM Infectors: Part II <br /><br />A Memory Resident Virus<br /><br />Infecting EXE Files <br /><br />Advanced Memory Residence Techniques<br /><br />An Introduction to Boot Sector Viruses <br /><br />The Most Successful Boot Sector Virus <br /><br />Advanced Boot Sector Techniques <br /><br />Multi-Partite Viruses <br /><br />Infecting Device Drivers <br /><br />Windows Viruses <br /><br />An OS/2 Virus <br /><br />Unix Viruses <br /><br />Source Code Viruses <br /><br />Many New Techniques <br /><br /><br /><br />Part II: Anti-Anti Virus Techniques <br /><br />How A Virus Detector Works <br /><br />Exercises <br /><br />Stealth for Boot Sector Viruses <br /><br />Stealth Techniques for File Infectors <br /><br />Protected Mode Stealth <br /><br />Polymorphic Viruses <br /><br />Retaliating Viruses <br /><br />Advanced Anti-Virus Techniques <br /><br />Genetic Viruses <br /><br />Who Will Win? <br /><br /><br /><br />Part III. Payloads for Viruses <br /><br />Destructive Code <br /><br />A Viral Unix Security Breach <br /><br />Operating System Holes and Covert Channels <br /><br />A Good Virus <br /><br />Appendix A: ISR Reference <br /><br />Appendix B: Resources <br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> Older edition is free on the Internet<br><br />This book is a classic exposition on the programming of computer viruses. I concur with the other reviewers in that this is the best book ever on the subject (it is likely the only book on the subject from my searches). The first edition of this book is free to download from the publisher's website (search for American Eagle Publications in Google because Amazon.com won't let me put the URL) (it requires you to register but that is free too) along with the Little Black Book of Computer Viruses and lots of other information. THIS BOOK CAN STILL BE PURCHASED NEW FROM THE PUBLISHER'S WEBSITE for forty dollars, so don't order an overpriced used copy from Amazon.com (at the time of this writing, some jerk was trying to sell it for over one hundred dollars used! What a rip-off!).<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0929408101/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-1523887632711666782009-05-25T11:57:00.001-07:002009-05-25T11:57:31.537-07:00New Brutality Film: Race and Affect in Contemporary Hollywood Cinema (Intellect Books - Computers and the History of Art)<p><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1841501190/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1' target=_blank ><img hspace=2 vspace=2 src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41toIK3WFIL.jpg' height=500 width=373 style='float:left;' border=0 /></a><DIV>The 1990s saw the emergence of a new kind of American cinema, which this book calls the “new-brutality film.” Violence and race have been at the heart of Hollywood cinema since its birth, but the new-brutality film was the first kind of popular American cinema to begin making this relationship explicit. The rise of this cinema coincided with the rebirth of a long-neglected strand of film theory, which seeks to unravel the complex relations of affect between the screen and the viewer.<BR>This book analyses and connects both of these developments, arguing that films like <I>Falling Down</I>, <I>Reservoir Dogs</I>, <I>Se7en</I>, and <I>Strange Days</I> sought to reanimate the affective impact of white Hollywood cinema by miming the power of African-American and particularly hip-hop culture. The book uses several films as case-studies to chart these developments:<BR><BR>• <I>Falling Down</I> both appropriates of the political black rage of the ‘hood film and is a transition point between the white postmodern blockbuster and the new-brutality film. <BR>• Gangsta films like <I>Boyz N the Hood</I> and <I>Menace II Society</I> provided the inspiration for much of the new-brutality film’s mimesis of African-American culture<BR>• The films of Quentin Tarantino (including <I>Reservoir Dogs</I> and <I>Pulp Fiction</I>) are new-brutality films that attempt to reanimate the affective power of Hollywood cinema.<BR>• <I>Se7en</I>, <I>Strange Days</I>, <I>Fight Club</I>,and <I>The Matrix</I> trilogy signify both the development and the demise of the new-brutality film. <BR><BR>This book charts and analyses an important period of Hollywood cinema as well as engaging with key contemporary thinkers (Deleuze, Jameson, Zizek and Benjamin) in a strikingly innovative fashion. The work will appeal to dedicated film scholars, critical theorists and readers with a general interest in film.</DIV><br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1841501190/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-16079325901969582452009-05-25T11:56:00.002-07:002009-05-25T11:57:01.657-07:00Computer Test Bank With Exam View Book And Cd-rom - Teacher's Edition: Biology - Exploring Life<p>Computer Test Bank with ExamView CD-ROM assesses student understanding of each content objective in the student text. It also provides access to more than 2,500 objective, short answer and essay questions, as well as to Chapter Tests. Chapter Tests can also be customized by modifying, reordering, or selecting alternate test questions.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0131150618/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-1968121704471493282009-05-25T11:56:00.001-07:002009-05-25T11:56:36.368-07:00Microsloth joke book (Berkeley Humor/Computers)<p><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0425160548/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1' target=_blank ><img hspace=2 vspace=2 src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61RGKS68A6L.jpg' height=475 width=446 style='float:left;' border=0 /></a>Who in computing doesn't like to pick on Microsoft now and then? (Other than Bill himself, that is.) Here's a book full of some of the funniest jabs ever thrown at the software giant. There are the classic forms, such as the light bulb jokes ("Q: How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb? A: We just notice that the room is dark. We don't fix the problems.") and standard stories. ("Bill Gates dies and sees St. Peter....") There are also riffs on popular culture ("What if <I>Star Trek</I> computers ran on Windows 95?"), spoofs of Microsoft press releases, a clever parody of Microsoft's marketing program written in the C programming language, and the story of Genesis told as if God were running creation on a PC. But Microsoft isn't the only company <I>The Microsloth Joke Book</I> pokes fun at. Intel rouses its share of laughs as well with the company's famous Pentium flaw. The book features a hysterical script based on <i>2001: A Space Odyssey</i> where HAL runs with a Pentium chip. ("HAL: You must think I'm a fool, Dave. I know that two plus two makes 4.000001. Make that 4.0000001.") Although <I>The Microsloth Joke Book</I> is a slim volume, it's big on laughs.<br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> The second funniest book on Microsoft<br><br />This is the second funniest book relating to Microsoft. The funniest being the Microsoft Interface Guidelines.<br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> Very Very funny<br><br />This book brings to light some of the funniest microsoft jokes i have ever heard! This book was an instant hit with me and my friends. It just bashes DOS, WIN95/98/NT with a vengance. Great for the computer freak in your life. (or even you!)<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0425160548/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-57788029764474881252009-05-25T11:55:00.002-07:002009-05-25T11:56:09.762-07:00Making Movies With Your PC (Prima Computer Books)<p>Documentary filmmaker Robert Hone introduces users of QuickTime for Windows and Microsoft Video for Windows to effective video editing and presentation techniques. Hone shows the reader how to use software to edit and produce exciting desktop video movies for both artistic and business uses.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1559583894/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-68406067724843737822009-05-25T11:55:00.001-07:002009-05-25T11:55:33.306-07:00Data Acquisition and Control: Micro-Computer Applications for Scientists and Engineers (Tab Professional and Reference Book)<p><br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0830629564/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-2557175382497759022009-05-25T11:54:00.001-07:002009-05-25T11:54:55.859-07:00Maximum Security: A Hacker's Guide to Protecting Your Computer Systems and Network, 4th Edition (Book and CD-ROM)<p><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0672324598/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1' target=_blank ><img hspace=2 vspace=2 src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51wQhHX1irL.jpg' height=483 width=395 style='float:left;' border=0 /></a>This book is written for system administrators who need to know how to keep their systems secure from unauthorized use. The anonymous author takes a hacker's view of various systems, focusing on how the system can be cracked and how you can secure the vulnerable areas.<p> The book makes it clear from the outset that you cannot rely on commercial software for security. Some of it is flawed, and even the best of it has to be used correctly to provide even the most basic security measures. The author scrutinizes such operating systems as Microsoft Windows, Unix, Novell, and Macintosh. He details many of the tools crackers use to attack the system, including several that have legitimate uses for system administration. Rather than merely cataloging areas of risk and showing how various flaws can be exploited, the author makes every effort to show how security holes can be avoided and remedied. <I>Maximum Security</I> tells you which software to avoid and then details which security tools are invaluable, providing the URLs necessary to acquire them. An enclosed CD-ROM provides links to many of the tools and resources discussed in the book. The CD-ROM also leads you to several online documents where you can learn more about Internet security in general and specifics for securing your own site. <I>--Elizabeth Lewis</I><br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> doesn't age well<br><br />The main problem with this book is that it's essentially a series of links to tools. Tools are known to age quickly, and what was a useful took a month ago is now obsolete. By being too tool heavy the book lends itself to the same problem - it quickly becomes dated and useless. Compare this for example to some other textbooks which delve into the underlying principles of crypto, networking, operating systems, etc., and you'll see that this is not a necessary evil. <br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> Comprehensive. but lacks real examples<br><br />This book will give a LOT of information about all kinds of networking protocols, Operating Systems, and hardware from the security standpoint. However, it is way too theoretic. There are vurtually no real life examples, no code listings. This may or may not actually be a drawback, because some poeple do not want code in the text they are reading. Well, then this book is for beginners. Either way it does not deserve MY five stars.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0672324598/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-11485137389016634432009-05-25T11:52:00.000-07:002009-05-25T11:54:21.239-07:00Kids' Computer Creations: Using Your Computer for Art & Craft Fun (Williamson Kids Can Books)<a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001I7ATE6/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-16528810688620067712009-03-21T21:27:00.000-07:002009-03-21T21:28:08.807-07:00333 Licks, Tricks, and Techniques Every Guitarist Should Know (Book AND DVD formatted for your computer)<p><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001GZPANU/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1' target=_blank ><img hspace=2 vspace=2 src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41t24BMvi%2BL.jpg' height=259 width=200 style='float:left;' border=0 /></a>Ever wished you could learn practically every lead style, cool tricks, great sounding licks that youll actually use, all the chord scale rules, all the chords youd ever need and much, much more in one book? Well, wish no more!LICKS:<br />Tons of the hippest and most essential licks around. These are licks you will use! Styles include Rock, Blues, Jazz, Metal, Country, Folk, Bluegrass, Funk, Rockabilly, Western Swing, and many more. More than 2 and a half hours of recorded examples.<br /><br />TRICKS: Want to know how to make your guitar sound like Steel Drums, Banjo, Marimba, a Church Bell, a Theramin and more without spending a penny on more equipment? The answers are all inside.<br /><br />TECHNIQUES: Scales, chord forms, Jazz chord scale theory, rhythm guitar in all styles, and so much more, there's even brief histories of the most important styles.<br /><br />VIDEOS: Watch the pros play and talk about their music and the techniques they use. 15 QuickTime movies included on the DVD. Over 6 hours of video. The artists on the video are: Mike Auldridge (Dobro), Alison Brown (Banjo), Buddy Emmons & Doug Jernigan (Pedal Steel Guitar), Jon Finn (Modern Rock Guitar), Ray Flacke (Country Guitar), Pete Huttlinger (Solo Acoustic Fingerpicking), Phil Keaggy (Alternate Tunings), Abraham Laboriel (Electric Funk Bass), Billy Robinson & Bobbe Seymour (Lap Steel Guitar), Joe Stump (Speed Metal), David Tronzo (Slide Guitar).<br /><br />Berklee faculty member Mike Ihde has put all this and more into his latest publication. On the included DVD formatted for your computer, you get over 2 and half hours of recorded examples (with a full band) and over 6 hours of video performance / interviews with the pros who talk about their music and the techniques they use to make it.<br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> 333 Guitar Book by Mike Ihde<br><br />Best guitar book/DVD on the planet! The interviews alone are worth the price of the book. Each lick sounds like it is coming directly from the stage. I have my rig set to loop I set it and turn it loose and play til I am exausted. For those who think they are the best guitar picker in the world then you really need this book. Mike's book covers all styles of music plus Mike shows you all the guitar tricks you will ever need to know. I love it!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> Best Lick Book ever!<br><br />I like all the examples and the Tabs since I'm a self taught guitar player. The pictures make learning easy. Some of the tricks I may never use, but it's nice to know how they're done. I can't wait to try some new licks and runs live. I'm sure the audience will be dazzled. Mr. Ihde explores the guitar itself and not just how to play the notes and scales. This book is worth every dime. It's fun and informative. The CD that comes with it is a great asset. I especially liked watching Joe Stump shred. 5 stars.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001GZPANU/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-58539087189491789552009-03-21T21:26:00.001-07:002009-03-21T21:26:41.870-07:00Preventing Computer Injury: The Hand Book<p><b>Customer Review:</b> Preventing computer injury<br><br />This is an excellent "how to" book with numerous illustrations & guides on what NOT to do when using a computer. I'm an author and retired executive and professor who's been using computers since before PCs were invented. If everyone followed the excellent advice in this book the incidence of computer related injuries would plummet. <br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> A superb book<br><br />I reviewed this in 1993. I thought it was great then and I haven't changed my mind. The author was a concert pianist and noticed a lot of musicians having the same trouble we associate with computer use. Her common sense approach and excellent writing style make this a superb guide for anyone who repeats the same tasks, from butchers and bakers to candlestick makers. <br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1884388019/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-85780812042653420302009-03-21T21:25:00.001-07:002009-03-21T21:25:53.951-07:00Kid Pix ABC: Art, Books, and Computers<p>Kid Pix ABC: Art, Books, and Computers<br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1564841553/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1"><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-23731835026574175672009-03-21T21:24:00.000-07:002009-03-21T21:25:08.659-07:00Principles of Computer Systems/Book and Disk<p><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0131594680/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1' target=_blank ><img hspace=2 vspace=2 src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uh2qXK04L.jpg' height=500 width=372 style='float:left;' border=0 /></a>Describes computer system concepts in simple terms and offers information on how the low-level, compiler/interpreter activities of computers - arithmetic, I/O, array processing, character strings functions - are performed. A fictitious computer (CUSP), is used to exemplify the concepts discussed.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0131594680/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-66289585019798854852009-03-21T21:23:00.000-07:002009-03-21T21:24:20.501-07:00Troubleshooting, Maintaining, & Repairing Personal Computers: A Technical Guide/Book and Disk<p><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0079120997/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1' target=_blank ><img hspace=2 vspace=2 src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71HPESQHSCL.gif' height=475 width=375 style='float:left;' border=0 /></a>100's of proven, profit-building, professional solutions to every possible computer problem. Troubleshooting, Maintaining & Repairing Personal Computers will help you learn professional techniques that'll boost your knowledge AND your income! Learn the most up-to-date diagnostic techniques; Troubleshoot with the largest collection of diagnostic PC software ever assembled; Boost your problem-solving expertise on peripheral devices, hard drive snafus, data recovery; Master the maintenance techniques that keep CD-ROM, floptical, and tape drives running smoothing; Get the inside scoop on modern IC chip sets; Handle ISA, EISA, MCA, VL, and PCI bus architecture; Cure communication problems with detailed knowledge of PCMCIA devices and architecture; Get the inside track on memory problems, sound boards, video adaptors, and video capture boards; Learn the expert's approach to PC cleaning, optimizing, and upgrading... .plus much, much more!<br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> Troubleshooting, Maintaining, & Repairing PCs<br><br />It is a very informative and handy book to have when your pc needs repair.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0079120997/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-5848895845397172612009-03-21T21:22:00.000-07:002009-03-21T21:23:21.192-07:00Cows (True Books: Computers)<p>Ideal for today's young investigative reader, each A True Book includes lively sidebars, a glossary and index, plus a comprehensive "To Find Out More" section listing books, organizations, and Internet sites. A staple of library collections since the 1950s, the new A True Book series is the definitive nonfiction series for elementary school readers.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0613541502/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-885068653697409642009-03-21T21:21:00.000-07:002009-03-21T21:22:27.922-07:00Jotd The World's Greatest Computer Joke Book<p><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0615124496/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1' target=_blank ><img hspace=2 vspace=2 src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516N80T1KWL.jpg' height=500 width=333 style='float:left;' border=0 /></a>The greatest computer joke book ever! Written by a professional comedian/computer network administrator/rabbi, JOTD boldly makes fun of the world of computer technology, corporate America, and everything else. With a slant towards UNIX and Solaris, it gives great detail to operating systems to satisfy the most astute nerds, but offers enough broad range to reach anyone in the office world. JOTD is outrageously funny where humor doesn't even seem possible to show itself - deep inside the world of Geekdom. And, JOTD isn't just a compilation of wimpy one-liners, but is a collection of full-length caustic satires, zany scripts, and mature material. And, best of all, JOTD is low in fat and cholesterol.<br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> Not The World's Greatest Computer Joke Book<br><br />Does "Jotd" mean "not" in whatever language a rabbi turned Unix Sys Admin speaks? I ask because this is "Not The World's Greatest Computer Joke Book." The book is somewhat funny, but probably won't leave you rolling on the floor laughing (unless perhaps you are Jewish and a Solaris Administrator who's been looking for someone who relates to you). I ordered the book in hopes of finding funny material to use in a Unix class. The content was disappointing to me in that respect. This book of a little over 100 pages with lots of whitespace--and I'm not referring to newlines and tabs--lacks substance. In fairness I must say that I was expecting the book to contain two things: (1) At least some jokes of the format "What's the difference between the Unix MORE command and Michael MOORE?" AND (2) At least a few things that are just hilariously funny. I found neither. The book contains such things as a contrived dialogue between a Unix Systems Administrator and a headhunter (which is more sarcastically realistic than funny), a fake, amusing letter of application for a job, comparisons of Windows NT to Unix (also more true than funny), and some bit about the author's not having had sex (with another person, that is) since 1988. I do have to give the author credit for at least writing and publishing some mildly amusing tidbits and for throwing caution to the wind where political correctness is concerned. I'd rate the book at 3.495 if possible.<br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> Very funny!<br><br />This book is definitely one-of-a-kind. I haven't seen any other computer joke books with really technical humor like this one has. It's funny even if you think you've already seen every computer joke in the world twice... I've never seen these jokes anywhere else. I'll definitely be saving a few to retell later.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0615124496/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-21544258576893338982009-03-21T21:20:00.000-07:002009-03-21T21:21:35.345-07:00Windows Vista and Internet for Children: The Best Book About Computers for Kids Grade 3 and Up (Computer Books for Children)<p><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/9059050568/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1' target=_blank ><img hspace=2 vspace=2 src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51naR2ulyUL.jpg' height=500 width=402 style='float:left;' border=0 /></a><DIV><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Engaging and visually pleasing, this computer guide goes beyond chatting and gaming to present practical, step-by-step instructions to teach kids the basics of Windows Vista and the internet, such as how to copy and paste and save files to a hard drive. Expanding children's understanding of this important and rapidly changing technology, the resource reveals essential advice on navigating Windows Vista, finding quality information in internet searches, working with text and pictures, learning netiquette and online safety, and grasping the finer details of Myspace.com, YouTube.com, and messenger clients. A companion website is also provided for additional support.</P></DIV><br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/9059050568/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-16540160121581899222009-03-21T21:18:00.002-07:002009-03-21T21:20:33.051-07:00The Everything Computer Book: Everything You Need to Know About Your Computer, from E-Mail to the Internet, from Hardware to Software, Processors to P<p><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1580624014/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1' target=_blank ><img hspace=2 vspace=2 src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61RV30DJPDL.jpg' height=475 width=410 style='float:left;' border=0 /></a>With over 4 million sold, our Everything "RM" books are just too good to pass up. Each book in the Everything "RM" series is packed with clear, concise information that is written in a fun, engaging style. The large trim-size, bright colors, and great price attract readers, and over 300 pages of unparalled content and two-color illustrations keep them reading!<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1580624014/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-89143471568828990422009-03-21T21:18:00.001-07:002009-03-21T21:18:47.534-07:00Using the Personal Computer (A Beka Book)<p><br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000MF9RH0/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-2570256396300784872009-03-21T21:17:00.001-07:002009-03-21T21:17:56.048-07:00Geysers (True Books: Computers)<p>Ideal for today's young investigative reader, each A True Book includes lively sidebars, a glossary and index, plus a comprehensive "To Find Out More" section listing books, organizations, and Internet sites. A staple of library collections since the 1950s, the new A True Book series is the definitive nonfiction series for elementary school readers.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0613545060/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-90477713098757002009-03-21T21:15:00.000-07:002009-03-21T21:17:11.595-07:00Internet-linked Complete Book of the Microscope (Usborne computer guides)<p>Covers the micro world, from algae to atoms, dust to DNA, and flies' eyes to the flu virus. It contains practical information on buying and taking care of microscopes, plus over 20 step-by-step projects. It includes Internet links. For ages 9 and over.<br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> interensting<br><br />I have liked using this book with my 7th grade part-time home-schooled son. It's much more interesting than the school science text on related subjects. The pictures are especially great; probably much prettier than looking at the real thing through a microscope. I would prefer to use a microscope; but since we don't own one, this has been a good visual and informaitonal resource.<br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> This Is The Book.<br><br />This book is by far the best microscope book ever. The book has more information than any other microscope book I have seen, and I have seen many! But an added bonus is the book can be further helpful if you have Internet access. On the internet more information can be obtained, making the book even greater.<br /><br />BUY IT, if you want the best microsope book on the market.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0746047762/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-5596715718595322222009-03-21T21:13:00.000-07:002009-03-21T21:14:36.347-07:00Principles of Three-Dimensional Computer Animation: Modeling, Rendering, and Animating With 3d Computer Graphics (Norton Books for Architects & Design<p><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0393730247/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1' target=_blank ><img hspace=2 vspace=2 src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51T5FDBCY2L.jpg' height=475 width=403 style='float:left;' border=0 /></a>The basics of 3D computer animation, updated to reflect the latest advances in animation technology. Retaining the structure and substance of the successful first edition, O'Rourke integrates techniques that have become an accepted part of technology since the book was published. New sections cover advanced modeling, rendering, and animating techniques, including expressions, blended surfaces, environment rendering, animation constraints, volumetric lights, and an expanded description of particle systems. A new chapter on animation production has been added.<br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> Excellent book for intro courses in animation<br><br />This book is excellent in giving the reader the "big picture" of foundational knowledge needed to learn technical animation. I strongly suggest using this book in introductory courses that teach technical-based animation, looking at techniques, not creativity.<br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> 3D Newbie Likes It<br><br />I'm entirely new to 3D modeling and animation. I found this book to be exceptionally well written. The author provides a clear and concise explanation of the principles of 3D computer graphics, with easy-to-understand examples throughout. As stated in other reviews, it is not software specific. If you are looking for an introductory but thorough 3D primer, I recommend this book without reservation. It should provide a solid foundation for those who have little or no prior computer graphics experience.<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0393730247/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-45873474481297959832009-03-21T21:12:00.000-07:002009-03-21T21:13:23.634-07:00Numerical methods for two-point boundary-value problems (A Blaisdell book in numerical analysis and computer science)<p>A concise, elementary yet rigorous account of practical numerical methods for solving very general two-point boundary-value problems. Directed to students with a knowledge of advanced calculus and basic numerical analysis, and some background in ordinary differential equations and linear algebra. More than 100 problems augment and clarify the textual material. 1968 edition.<br><br /><br><b>Customer Review:</b> A Must-have in Numerical Computation<br><br />whatever field you are in, if you want to do some numerical computation, then buy this book. it is the best book on boundary value problems which is an important part in numerical computation, and of course, it is the more difficult part, compared to tht IVP. This is the classic, this is the book. (borrowed from an ad)<br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0006BTZWM/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6201119267408251963.post-10387838249885169192009-03-21T21:08:00.000-07:002009-03-21T21:12:32.884-07:00Easy Scrapbooking: Use Your Home Computer to Create Stylish Layouts for Weddings, Holidays and Other Cccasions (Quarry Book)<p><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1592532705/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1' target=_blank ><img hspace=2 vspace=2 src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/319UPRmo7pL.jpg' height=180 width=180 style='float:left;' border=0 /></a><DIV>Bonus CD includes fonts, graphics, borders and patterns.<P>New and experienced scrapbookers alike will adore the stylish layouts and innovative approach offered by this exciting new book. Expanding on Quarry's <I>Easy Invitations</I>, <I>Easy Scrapbooking</I> teaches readers how to use their home computers as creative tools for easy printing of photos, titles, journals, borders and stickers. <I>Easy Scrapbooking</I> helps scrapbookers bridge the digital divide by introducing a new approach called "computer-assisted scrapbooking." Readers will learn ways to combine easy digital and printing techniques with traditional cutting and pasting to save time while producing stylish pages. Chapters and layouts are grouped by life events, including weddings, babies, birthdays, holidays, celebrations, travel and everyday memories. Each chapter presents scrapbook design techniques, including photo cropping, journaling, layout, and use of patterns, color, embellishments and fonts. Advanced techniques include text on a curve, patterned text, photo re-coloring, photo border design, pattern design, and electronic sharing via email and websites.</DIV><br /><a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1592532705/timex-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1'><b>Buy Now</b></a></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0